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| Whats long, hard, and has semen in it?A submarine!... more
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| An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods... more
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| Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?A. Bingo!... more
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| Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: Its Braille for Suck here.... more
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| An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child. They visit the doctor who asks the old geezer to produce a sperm sa... more
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| A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked. He blurts out, "Wha... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man?A: A hog doesnt have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so... more
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| A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minuteslater, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from... more
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| What did the egg say to the boiling water?"It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."... more
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| 10. | Category: Dirty jokes  |
| What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?$3.99 a minute.... more
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