A way to laugh your day away!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:


Friends ::




Stop repossession
Mp3 Music Ringtones
Tantric Massage London
Free E-Cards
free online games
watch homemade videos
watch funny videos online free downloadPolish Interpreter
Internet Marketing
Property

Viewing Joke:

Category:Dirty jokes
Date Added:14/12/2008
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:21
 
Joke:Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex?A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Dirty Jokes:

1.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Whats organic dental floss?Pubic hair!... more

2.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Why is air a lot like sex?Because its no big deal unless youre not getting any.... more

3.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex?A: She opens the car door.... more

4.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: Why did god give blondes 2 more brain cells than he gave cows?A: So they wouldnt shit all over when you played with t... more

5.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorillas cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his... more

6.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pi... more

7.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this make... more

8.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.... more

9.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
This woman goes into a dentists office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I a... more

10.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Why are electric trains like a mothers breasts?They were both designed for the kids, but its the fathers who are always... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners