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| An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond ne... more
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| At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this make... more
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| What did the egg say to the boiling water?"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."... more
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| What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.... more
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| A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting.He tells his wife, "Youve got three choices; you can go... more
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| What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?Sexual harassment.... more
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| Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is lickin... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.... more
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| Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.... more
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| Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?A: Wiped his ass.... more
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