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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more
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| How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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