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| Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: Thats because youve got your... more
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| Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!Hmmmm. Lets hope nothing develops.... more
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| A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally... more
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| 4. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| A man walks into a doctors office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just have a nursing assistant do it.As much as the doctor... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im an adder Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!... more
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| An old fellow came into the hospital truly on deaths door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the ga... more
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| How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb?None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do an... more
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| The Doctor was puzzled "Im very sorry but I cant diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. ""Dont worry... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a nit Will you get out of my hair !... more
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