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| Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?Because nurses are taught in nurs... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Im having trouble with my breathing.Ill give you something that will soon put a stop to that!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a vampire.Necks please!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.Thats baaaaaaaaaad!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !... more
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| A pipe burst in a doctors house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-ty... more
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| "Doctor, are you sure Im suffering from pneumonia? Ive heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and fi... more
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| Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?Use a pencil till I get there... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Ive got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.Sounds like youve got Foot and Mouth disease!... more
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| A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and... more
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