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| Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more
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| Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his fatherNever mind just so long as hes healthy!... more
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| 3. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Dont panic. Hell be alright.Mrs. Smith: But... more
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| 4. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.""Oh, dear," the mother nervously sighe... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.... more
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| 6. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor youve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still... more
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| 7. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week?Patient: No, Im sick now.... more
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| 8. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a bell?Take these and if it doesnt help give me a ring!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head.... more
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| 10. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, doctor I keep thinking Im a beeBuzz off cant you see Im busy?... more
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