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| Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.... more
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| Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: Thats because youve got your... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a bridgeWhats come over you?Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.... more
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| Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Dont panic. Hell be alright.Mrs. Smith: But... more
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| Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.Are you choking?No, I really did!... more
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| The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a dog.How long have you felt like this?Ever since I was a puppy!... more
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| Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates.T... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a woodworm How boring for you!... more
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| A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he s... more
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