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| Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.... more
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| Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!Stick your foot out and trip it up!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor youve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still... more
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| Patient: Im in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: Youve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor:... more
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| Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue?Why?Because Ive been at my computer all day and Ive got... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im an adder Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!... more
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| Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: Thats because youve got your... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Dont worry its just a gilt complex!... more
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| How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility? Shes the one with dirty knees.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!Certainly, which way did you come in?... more
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