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| Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Dont panic. Hell be alright.Mrs. Smith: But... more
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| A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the doctor said, "dont get ex... more
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| Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: Thats because youve got your... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a mothGet out of the way, your in my light!... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| What is a double-blind study?Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im invisibleWho said that?... more
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| Doctor Doctor Im so ugly what can I do about it?Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Im having trouble with my breathing.Ill give you something that will soon put a stop to that!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?Use a pencil till I get there... more
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| Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs ou... more
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