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| What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes.BERT MONSTER: Thats nothing. My sisters tongu... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed?They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats the difference between a monster and a mouse?A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What is a monsters favourite drink?Demonade.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.... more
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