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| A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fa... more
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| Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.... more
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| 3. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?One treats what you have, the other thinks you have... more
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| 4. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in fron... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Doctor, Doctor I think Im turning into a frogYour just playing too much croquet!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a python You cant get round me just like that you know!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a snake about to shed its skin.Why dont you go behind the screen and slip into somethi... more
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| 8. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs ou... more
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| Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.... more
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| 10. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!Well sit still and dont stir!... more
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