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| Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im GodWhen did this start?Well first I created the sun, then the earth...... more
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| Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.Are you choking?No, I really did!... more
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| A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they... more
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| Doctor Doctor I keep thinking Im a caterpillar Dont worry youll soon change !... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog!Sit!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ?I never make rash promises !... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a python You cant get round me just like that you know!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Ive got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.Sounds like youve got Foot and Mouth disease!... more
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| Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!What, you mean those square ones?Yes!The ones you put butter on?Yes!Oh, Youre Cracker... more
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