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| Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.... more
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| Patient: Im in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: Youve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor:... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, I cant get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and youll soon drop off.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a vampire.Necks please!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Im on a diet and its making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.Oh dear, thats a lot of calori... more
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| Doctor Doctor Im so ugly what can I do about it?Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!... more
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| The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen yea... more
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| Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from m... more
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| Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.Dont talk rubbish!... more
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| At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner a... more
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