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Category:Doctor and nurse jokes
Date Added:11/00/2008
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Views:17
 
Joke:A man walks into a doctors office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear."Whats the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.The doctor replies, "Youre not eating properly."
 
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