| 1. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.... more
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| Patient: Im in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: Youve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor:... more
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| 3. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor: Did you take the patients temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?... more
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| 4. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a snailDont worry well soon have you out of your shell!... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.... more
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| 6. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in fron... more
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| 7. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| "Doctor, are you sure Im suffering from pneumonia? Ive heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and fi... more
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| 8. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I think Im an adder Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!... more
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| 9. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.Take one of these every 4 laps!... more
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| 10. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead."Did you... more
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