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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a dog.Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But Im not allowed up on the couch!... more
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| Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.... more
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| "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.""And did he?""Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a rubber bandWhy dont you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.Thats baaaaaaaaaad!... more
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| The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.""Oh, dear," the mother nervously sighe... more
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| The patient shook his doctors hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Im having trouble with my breathing.Ill give you something that will soon put a stop to that!... more
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| Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offe... more
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| Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?I never make rash promises!... more
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