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Category:Doctor and nurse jokes
Date Added:03/11/2008
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Views:18
 
Joke:Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Dont panic. Hell be alright.Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!
 
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