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| Doctor, Doctor Im having trouble with my breathing.Ill give you something that will soon put a stop to that!... more
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| Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offe... more
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| 3. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.... more
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| Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I havent told you whats wrong with me yetDoctor: I could tell as... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waitin... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a vampire.Necks please!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a nit Will you get out of my hair !... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a butterflyWill you say what you mean and stop flitting about!... more
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| 9. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?Because nurses are taught in nurs... more
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| 10. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.Doctor: Didnt the new glasses help?Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much cl... more
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