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| Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: Thats because youve got your... more
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| Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!Stick your foot out and trip it up!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Ive lost my memory!When did this happen?When did what happen?... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a snailDont worry well soon have you out of your shell!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!Certainly, which way did you come in?... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Im on a diet and its making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.Oh dear, thats a lot of calori... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.Dont worry its just a chain reaction!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a nit Will you get out of my hair!... more
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| Whats the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?One treats what you have, the other thinks you have... more
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