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| When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a python You cant get round me just like that you know!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Ive broke my arm in two places Well dont go back there again then!... more
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| 4. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| The patient shook his doctors hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.... more
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| The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.""Oh, dear," the mother nervously sighe... more
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| Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: Thats because youve got your... more
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| Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?Because nurses are taught in nurs... more
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| There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!... more
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| 10. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Doctor: Did you take the patients temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?... more
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