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| What dog wears contact lenses ?A cock-eyed spaniel !... more
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| 2. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen?Eat out.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?A collie-flower !... more
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| 4. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!... more
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| 5. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!... more
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| 6. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!... more
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| 7. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Why did the dog say he was an actor?His leg was in a cast.... more
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| 8. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?A thousand dogs.... more
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| 9. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?Put him in your back yard.... more
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| 10. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?His bark was much worse than its bite !... more
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