| 1. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?He puts down the three and carries the one.... more
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| 2. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?A dog.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!... more
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| 4. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well,"... more
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| 5. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?A sheep that can round itself up !... more
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| 6. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?A computer with a lot of bites !... more
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| 7. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guard... more
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| 8. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could draw. His dogs... more
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| 9. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back... more
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| 10. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?Because his boots were at the menders !... more
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