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| | Category: | Old age jokes | | Date Added: | 14/20/2008 | | Views: | 17 | | | | Joke: | For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldnt help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents.""Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "Youre really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now.." | | | |
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