| 1. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.... more
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| 2. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?The wrong answer.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!... more
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| 4. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen?Eat out.... more
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| 5. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!... more
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| 6. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?A retail store.... more
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| 7. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?A guard dog !... more
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| 8. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isnt a dog?A pup.... more
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| 9. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?A hen that lays pooched eggs.... more
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| 10. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! Thats what hell answe... more
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