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| Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Ant... more
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| An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine,... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| "Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..""OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From a... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| There were three guys in an airplane. One guy droppeda rock, another dropped a brick, and the last droppeda grenade.When... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Pilot: Tower, theres a runway light burning. Tower: Im sure there must be dozens of lights burning.Pilot: Sorry, I mean... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good... more
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| Tower: Lufthansa 893, youre number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... Weve checked, theyre all wo... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find... more
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