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| According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make a... more
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| Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform y... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| "Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?""Center, make that request on the next frequency...."... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to p... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which La... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Ant... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the newly arrived area. There are three... more
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| On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coff... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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