| 1. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?A thousand dogs.... more
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| 2. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund?He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| How did the dog make gold soup?He put in 24 carrots.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What did the dog say when he chased his tail?This is the end.... more
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| 5. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!... more
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| 6. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Why is a dog so warm in Summer?He wears a coat and pants.... more
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| 7. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ?He stole the show !... more
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| 8. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ?Slush puppies !... more
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| 9. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one bu... more
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| 10. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Which dog eats with its tail?All dogs keep their tails on when eating.... more
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