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| Why didnt the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?Because the captain stood on the deck.... more
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| My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! Thats what hell answe... more
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| 3. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Which dog eats with its tail?All dogs keep their tails on when eating.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What did the dog use to make his kite?Flypaper.... more
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| Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.... more
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| 6. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund?He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.... more
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| 7. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What is the dogs favourite city ?New Yorkie !... more
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| 8. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Why didnt the dog speak to his foot ?Because its not polite to talk back to your paw !... more
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| 9. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!... more
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| 10. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?Hush puppies !... more
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