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| Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?Because they mess up the whole house !... more
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| 2. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Why does a d dog scratch himself?He is the only one that knows where it itches.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?I dont know but Ill join in if it laughs !... more
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| 4. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?A collie-flower !... more
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| 5. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Why doesnt a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?Because then it would be a foot.... more
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| 6. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!... more
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| 7. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back... more
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| 8. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What do you call a dog with no legs ?It doesnt matter what you call him, he still wont come !... more
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| 9. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Small girl: Id buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.... more
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| 10. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?A. "Rough rough".... more
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