| 1. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?The umbrella can be shut up.... more
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| 2. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?You should know more than your dog.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!... more
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| 4. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Why does a d dog scratch himself?He is the only one that knows where it itches.... more
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| 5. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?Shorts!... more
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| 6. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says tothe other, "I hearthat the occupants of this count... more
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| 7. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Why doesnt a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?Because then it would be a foot.... more
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| 8. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Why did the dog run in circles?He was a watchdog and needed winding.... more
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| 9. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?He made a spectacle of himself.... more
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| 10. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children.... more
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