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| Whats grey and lights up ?An electric elephant !... more
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| How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !... more
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| Why are elephants grey ?So you can tell them from flamingos !... more
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| How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more
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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
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| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !... more
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| What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its trunk !... more
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| What do you call an elephant that cant do sums ?Dumbo !... more
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| How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... more
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