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| A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help""Yes I do", sai... more
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| When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?When its a baby elephant !... more
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more
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| How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !... more
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| What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !... more
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| Why do elephants do well in school ?Because they have a lot of grey matter !... more
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| How do you raise a baby elephant ?With a fork lift truck !... more
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| How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !... more
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| Whats grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesnt get wet ?An elephant with an umbrella !... more
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