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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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| How do you raise a baby elephant ?With a fork lift truck !... more
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| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia... more
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because theyve no pockets to put things in !... more
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more
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| Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why do elephants do well in school ?Because they have a lot of grey matter !... more
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| What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?An elephant with spare parts !el... more
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| What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !... more
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