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| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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| Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?Because theyre easier to get at the ballpark.... more
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| What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?An elephant with spare parts !el... more
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| Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because its out of the high rent district.... more
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| Whats grey and lights up ?An electric elephant !... more
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| What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?Its ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !... more
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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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| What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way !... more
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| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
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| What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !... more
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