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| What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?Anything you want as he cant hear you !... more
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| What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more
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| How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats big, grey and flies straight up ?An elecopter !... more
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| What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?An elephant holding its breath !... more
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| How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks !... more
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| What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia... more
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| What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !... more
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| An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl... more
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