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| What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me !... more
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| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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| How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?A gooseberry is green !... more
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| Whats yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?An elephant disguised as a banana !... more
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| What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?Cold ones !... more
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| What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up its sweater ?Warren !... more
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| How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !... more
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| How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?You get very lumpy ice cream !... more
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| My elephants got no trunk ?How does it smell ?Terrible !... more
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