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| How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more
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| What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !... more
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| How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?An elephant with hiccups !... more
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| What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?An elephant with spare parts !el... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What pill would you give to an elephant that cant sleep ?Trunkquilizers !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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| What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me !... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why dont elephants like martinis?Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?... more
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| What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !... more
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