| 1. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.... more
|
| 2. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Why did the elephant cross the road ?Because the chicken was having a day off !... more
|
| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
|
| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !... more
|
| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks !... more
|
| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
|
| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The g... more
|
| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !... more
|
| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?Elephantoms !... more
|
| 10. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Why dont elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?Because of all the cheetahs !... more
|