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| Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !... more
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| 2. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats grey but turns red ?An embarrassed elephant !... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why dont elephants like martinis?Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?An elephant holding its breath !... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because theyve no pockets to put things in !... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ?Here come the elephants... more
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| 10. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !... more
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