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| Whats big and grey and protects you from the rain ?An umbrellaphant !... more
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| Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !... more
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| What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !... more
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| What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !... more
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... more
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| What do you give an elephant with big feet ?Plenty of room !... more
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| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more
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| Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!... more
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| Whats grey and lights up ?An electric elephant !... more
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