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| Why are elephants grey ?So you can tell them from flamingos !... more
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| What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?Elephantoms !... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Why did the elephant eat the candle ?For light refreshment !... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?Get a tame one and annoy it !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What do elephants do in the evenings ?Watch elevision !... more
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| How do you raise a baby elephant ?With a fork lift truck !... more
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| Whats big and grey and protects you from the rain ?An umbrellaphant !... more
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