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| Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?So that he can sneak up on mice !... more
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| What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldnt pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"... more
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| What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !... more
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| Whats big and grey and protects you from the rain ?An umbrellaphant !... more
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| Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You cant make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !... more
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| Why did the elephant cross the road ?Because the chicken was having a day off !... more
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| Whats the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !... more
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| Whats the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?On television !... more
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| Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !... more
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