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| Why dont elephants like martinis?Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?... more
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| What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way !... more
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| Whats grey and never needs ironing ?A drip dry elephant !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Why do elephants eat raw food ?Because they dont know how to cook !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?An elephants shadow !... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?An elephant with spare parts !el... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more
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| Whats grey and lights up ?An electric elephant !... more
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| 10. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !... more
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