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| Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !... more
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| When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?When its a baby elephant !... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ?The tusk fairy !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What pill would you give to an elephant that cant sleep ?Trunkquilizers !... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!... more
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| How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more
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| 10. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why dont elephants like martinis?Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?... more
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