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| Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more
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| Q: What is the pink stuff between elephants toes?A: Slow clowns.... more
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| Whats as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?An elephants shadow !... more
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| What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
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| Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Why did the gum cross the road?Because it was under the elephants foot.... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?An elephant with spare parts !el... more
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| What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?Raining elephants !... more
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| 10. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more
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