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| Whats grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ?Cinderelephant !... more
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| What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldnt pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"... more
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| Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !... more
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| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !... more
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more
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| Whats as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?An elephants shadow !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.... more
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... more
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| What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... more
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