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| Whats grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?An elephant with hiccups !... more
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| 2. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ?Cinderelephant !... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ?The tusk fairy !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more
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| 10. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldnt pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"... more
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