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| What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?A sheep.... more
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| Why do elephants do well in school ?Because they have a lot of grey matter !... more
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| Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more
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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
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| What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... more
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| How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?You get very lumpy ice cream !... more
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because theyve no pockets to put things in !... more
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| What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !... more
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| Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because its out of the high rent district.... more
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| How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks !... more
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