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| What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?An elephant holding its breath !... more
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| Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?A sheep.... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats grey and goes round and round ?An elephant in a washing machine !... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?An elephant disguised as a banana !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why dont elephants like martinis?Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !... more
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| 10. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?About 3,000 miles !... more
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