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| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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| 2. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why dont elephants like martinis?Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because its out of the high rent district.... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats big and grey and wears a mask ?The elephantom of the opera !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why did the elephant cross the road ?Because the chicken was having a day off !... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield ri... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?An elephant with spare parts !el... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.... more
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| 10. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!... more
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